February 2012
HOLY SHIT GUYS THERES THIS FUCKING NOISE COMING OUT OF NO WHERE AND I’M SCARED. LIKE FUCK. I JUST PEED A LITTLE. IT’S JUST A RANDOM BANG. KATY. KATY YOU PROMISED TO DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY. HOLY ROWLING I’M GOING TO DIE.
I REALLY THOUGHT I’D DIE IN EVANS ARMS.
Going to watch Jackass 3.5 My goal is to stay up till 3am so I can watch the continuation of Reba. God, I have a unhealthy addiction. Van is so funny.
devils-trap:
i just wanna be having sex with someone and have them cry out DON’T STOP so i can come screaming BELIEVING
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canofbacon:
there’s 2 types of people in this world
people who masturbate
and filthy goddamn liars
dont-be-a-whorecrux:
There are tons of behind-the-scenes photos from the movie, ‘Adult World‘ but Evan Peters has only been in two of them. Watch him be in the movie for a total of five minutes…. blah. He’s the only reason I’m going to see that movie anyways.
dont-you-die-on-me-violet:
i’ve started reading the hunger games today and i just cannot picture someone else for peeta that is not evan peters, are you kidding me? he would have killed it in that charachter!
I think he would of been a really good Gale. Gale is kinda funny and a really good guy. Simple and special.
Anonymous asked: But they are your parents and love you and would be devastated to know your upset. Don't hold that in. <3
Anonymous asked: Why don't you tell anyone how you feel?
Have you ever just had so many things crashing over you and it gets hard to breath. You know what you have to do but you just can’t do it? You look for any other option and source of help but it’s just not there and you just feel like your drowning on the inside.
I have only 3$ left on my iTunes card and I want to buy every fucking First Aid Kit song because they are so amazing and they deserve my parents money.
kiwi-hobbit:
i see you ridin’ round town
with the ship i hate
and i’m like
I totally respect your decision to ship those characters and I’ll just ship the characters I want to and you continue to ship those characters and we’ll all be happy bloggers because that’s what people should do.
imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
shapeshiftandtrick:
it takes 2 hours for me to watch a 45-ish minute episode of something
example
watch through intro
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch the bulk of it
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch the end
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ricearooney:
for someone who does nothing i get far too offended when people accuse me of doing nothing
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I don’t think Alexia Quinns tweet about child molestation and gerbils was funny.
I was child molested.